Ah christians...every so often you seem to make yourselves known again, its almost like you go away for a period of time so all of the demons and fun people can run rampant on the world, then you come back with your awful cardboard signs making sure to let us know that we are going to go to a warm place where sin is commonplace and a man with a pitchfork strolls around telling minions what to do....well...i must say that sounds honestly terrifying, i hope the nasty red man doesnt give me a cocktail to go with my warm jaccuzi, that would just be horrible.
More to the point though, everyone else will apparently go to hell and burn for eternity for not believing in god or sinning but yet the Christians get a free pass if they carry out war in the name of Jesus and god? Wow...the double standard that these guys have is truly numbing. Id rather pull my fingernails out with pliers and use a crucifix as an anal masturbation object than become that hypocritical. Hating people because they are gay, bisexual, black, Muslim, any other religious beliefs or followings is totally the way to show god that your spreading your love, you fucking arrogant pig snouts, id love to get you all in one room and roast your nipples with an electric car cable and pour 3 month old piss into your eyes and dance like an Aborigine around your little decrepit bodies...AUGHHHHH.
On a lighter note...Summer is right around the corner which is always a great time of year for me because i get to sweat like a pedophile looking at children's story books. Its a love/hate thing with myself and summer because as much as i love the sunshine, i hate the sweating and the uncomfortable feeling that my feet get when they are enclosed in my plastic tombs. Skin starts coming off the sole of my foot and my toes look like sausage rolls that have been dunked in water and left to ferment.
On the bright side, nice weather and cocktails are strife during the summer, which certainly suits me down to the ground, i love beer gardens and beer and well...more beer i suppose. The only other thing i hate about summer is Belfast city.
Its full of people, as you can probably tell im not that much of a people person, but i mean it really does take the piss. Its like your playing a constant game of space invaders when walking through belfast in July, Constantly trying to dodge prams and teenage girls who have so much fake tan on their skin that if you brush ever so slightly up against them its almost certain that your going to die from cancer by next year.
In a Nutshell, Christians are hypocrites, Summer can sort of be fun and i have sausage rolls for toes.
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