I see its been a while since i put a post up here. Probably because im the only one that reads them and this blog space of mine is pretty much like a personal account of my flaws in myself and humanity. Excellent.
I stopped smoking yesterday. I could say i feel liberated and refreshed and that this is the start of a brand new era, but Im not going to and ill just be honest.
I hate everyone, you, your mother, my friends, your friends. Its so hard, and of course you have non-smokers acting like Jesus Christ's left testicle with such words of comfort as "Well if you didn't start you wouldn't have this problem". Well gee, thank you very much you little pretentious little prick, "If you didn't breathe then i wouldn't have to listen to your asinine comments about my choices in life". If i wanted to be in the presence of a big prick, i would use a pump on myself.
People like you is why i smoke, its probably why anyone smokes to be honest, we have more fun than you anyway. Or should i say...i USED to have more fun than you...now i am one of you...it sickens me.
Snobs have been on my awareness lately. It seems that when summer comes around they seem to crawl out of the social woodwork and make themselves known, like a dog whos proud that it took a shit on the floor or a cat who sprayed its piss all over a wall.
You know the type of people im talking about. The blonde haired, summer dress wankers who drive their cars top down and wear sunglasses that Michael Jackson would be proud of. Oh and the fact that they justify Magners as a posh cider all because they added a pint glass and some ice. Cider is for tramps who sit on a bench and smell faintly of piss and eggs.
To summarize = I've become a non smoker, thus becoming disappointed in myself and snobs drink piss and egg orientated alcohol.
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