FUCKING FLU

I hate the flu, i fucking hate it so much that i wish i could just curl up into a tiny ball and roll into the middle of the earth and burn alive. It's honestly that annoying. I also don't like to be around people with cold's or flu either because they are never considerate! They never cover their mouths or blow their noses, they just proceed to go ahead and snort it up back into their throats and they sound like chewbaca getting raped violently by boabafett (Not sure if thats the right spelling). That sound haunts me at night.

I've decided to carry a box of Klenex around with me from now on even when i don't have the cold so when I'm with someone that decides to hawk their disgusting horrible mucus sacs back into their throats ill offer them a tissue so i don't have to put myself through that pain. Its not being nice, its for their own safety so i don't have to slice their face's open and shovel out all that gunk from their nose myself.

Not sure what else to write....Christmas is here in a few days, although it would be kind of hard not to realise that since Christmas has been slapping all of us in the face since the 1st of November. What a bunch of bastards the media are, not only can you not escape the Television, Radio and any other form of media that you have to buy gifts for your snotty children or snotty girlfriend or just snotty family, but even Convenience stores with their OWN Radio station have the Christmas songs blaring! And what makes it worse is the fact that I've worked in a convenience store before, and that bastard is on a loop, a fucking 4 hour loop of non stop christmas songs, that means if i had to work an 8 hour shift, all the customers would be fucking slaughtered and stuffed in a racking right next to the christmas fucking pudding which also tastes like salted spit.

Maybe it tastes like Chewbaca's rape?

Conclusion:

Colds and flu's are shit
And Christmas Radio is a cause for national safety.